My human made a very brilliant observation: “Every picture looks better with a Hound in it.” Now I could not agree more and this got me thinking about the Great Masterworks of Art. Would not they look better with the insertion of a Hound? So, I, Wimsey have now embarked on a project to rectify this heinous omission.
I am an enormous, drooly and altogether delightful bloodhound who lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I have written a children's guide book to New York City and will be in an upcoming documentary film on urban pets and have been shown at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Woman Seated on a Bench (Claude Monet, 1874, Tate Museum, London). While it is always refreshing to see a Monet painting that does not involve water lilies, I must confess that this painting has always struck me as odd. The woman in question looks so immobile and static. Also there is so much unoccupied room on the bench considering it is such a nice day (notice how strongly the loose, imprecise brush strokes convey the lushness of a summer’s day and the dappling of sunlight on the bench). But with the insertion of a magnificent (if somewhat rude) Hound, all is explained! The woman is not immobile by choice. She cannot move with the heavy burden of a Hound on her legs. We sense that at any moment the Hound will sprawl across her lap and settle in for a satisfying chew on her parasol, an element which adds drama to this otherwise rather placid scene. Wimsey Seated on A Woman Seated on a Bench.
1 comment:
Well done, Sir Wimsey. No frock is complete without hound prints.
Gus
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